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- In 2009, a man married a video game character
- In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
- In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
- Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
- And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
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I started a lesbian turf war.
Because Jess told me to be friends with Tessa, but at the same time she isn’t used to Tessa having like other girls who are close to her and stuff so it’s kinda like…
Jess thought that I was like this:
When really I was just like this:
And now I’m just really confused and I love both of them so much and I don’t want to see either of them hurt and I’m just upset okay DAMN.
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Interviewer: I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you do know about Santa. You know the secret about Santa?
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(Source: dailypositiveaffirmations, via opiumwonderland)
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
Oh my god
(via opiumwonderland)
Seriously have I mentioned I love my friends? #friends #hookah #toogaytofunction #Beetlejuice #love #cute #pinkfloyd #music
IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn
SAM.
hahaha. ;)
Gurrrrrrl compose yoself
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