We will not go out and get a ‘real’ job because, frankly, the real jobs don’t exist yet.
how to tell if someone is really bisexual:
- if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days.
- fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon.
- biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
- some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate
WELL JESUS CRUST I’M A LOAF AGAIN SO WHAT DID YOU DO THOSE THREE DAYS YOU WERE BREAD CAUSE THIS MOLDS GONNA LAST MORE THAN THE WEEKEND
WELL JESUS CRUST I’M NOT SCARED TO RYE I’M A LITTLE BIT SCARED OF WHAT CRUMBS AFTER
Sleeping on the couch in my own apartment because the amount of spiders outside the window by my bed gave me full body sweats and almost made me cry…
I’m an adult.
….Freaky 8-legged bastards.
i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself