chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

impactings:

WELL JESUS CRUST I’M A LOAF AGAIN SO WHAT DID YOU DO THOSE THREE DAYS YOU WERE BREAD CAUSE THIS MOLDS GONNA LAST MORE THAN THE WEEKEND

WELL JESUS CRUST I’M NOT SCARED TO RYE I’M A LITTLE BIT SCARED OF WHAT CRUMBS AFTER